Star Wars Darth Vader Toaster makes the mornings of Star Wars fans more pleasing, aggressive and sometimes evil. It takes in your bread and returns it with Star Wars sign on it. If it’s a negative way to start your day, buy it now and make it more evil. You can toast bread slices, waffles, Engish muffins, and toaster pasteries. Here’s how to do it professionally: Put two slices into the slots, take deep breath until your slices are ready, slather some jam or butter on it and feel the taste of the Empire.

Available at for $50